Freeman's Mind 2： Episode 13-I7OCedPYO5I.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Hm.

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I thought I'd like this calm. And I do, but it's making me nervous.

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Like, a plane's going to pass by overhead in five minutes and just bomb me.

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That's what I'd do if I wasn't me.

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But thankfully I do not have to worry about that!

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Being me, that is. The bomb thing could still be real.

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Yes, an outsider might be tempted to say it sucks to be me, but that's a common mistake.

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It's still awesome being me. What sucks is everything AROUND me.

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And on that, they'd have a point.

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Truth be told, I'm still not thinking outside the box enough.

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Really, I'm just moving from one box to another box.

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Shouldn't be surprised when I feel boxed in.

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But this self-help box bullshit doesn't mean much

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when you die if you touch the sides of the box.

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So no shit I'm still in the box!

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What I NEED to do is get off the grid.

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Though that's easier...said than done. That's...really the worst part.

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Like, I've been ready...

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...for people to come kill me, ever since...

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Jeez, I guess since Bobby took my LEGOs.

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That was when it first dawned on me.

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And of course SUSPECTING people want to kill me

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versus them actually taking a shot at it, yeah that's new.

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But even that's not as bad as the tracking.

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I mean, they're probably watching me right now.

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...if not the aliens, then the CIA, waiting to push me back into the ring.

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I need to fake my own death--that's the way out of this.

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But see, that's going to be a problem. If I do that, I've gotta do it right.

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Oh, what the fuck?!

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All right! Back to the--

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NO! IT'S CLOSING! SOMEBODY SHUT IT BEHIND ME! THEY MUST HAVE BEEN HIDING!

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I THOUGHT I GOT EVERYB--oof!

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Oh my God, this is so bad!

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I'M BOXED IN! IT'S NOT JUST A METAPHOR ANYMORE!

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Tell me this goes somewhere! It has to! It fucking has to!

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Yeah, hi! You're like a kite, but evil.

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What the hell? That doesn't look good!

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[explosions] WUAHH!

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[explosions] Doesn't sound good either!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] WUAAAAHHH! AAAAAA!

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THAT DOESN'T STOP BEING TERRIFYING!

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Oh no, does the channel end?! IT CAN'T! I WON'T LET IT!

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OH! THERE'S MORE WATER!

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C'MON, GRAVITY! DON'T LET ME DOWN NOW!

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[explosions] WAIT, NO! LET ME DOWN!

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YES! GOOD! I'M A GOOD HAMSTER!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] OH! HO! HO! HO! HOOOO!

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YEAH! I GET IT! I'M GOING! DON'T FUCKING RUSH ME! I'M NERVOUS AS IT IS!

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[Hunter-Chopper charging] A tunnel!

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A little more...!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] AAAAH! Oof!

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SEE?! I MISSED! YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

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YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER STUPID BACKSEAT DRIVER

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WHO THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING AND YOU DON'T!

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I HAD TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU MY ENTIRE LIFE

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AND NOW YOU HAVE AN ATTACK-CHOPPER! FUCK EVERYTHING!

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BLAH!

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Okay... I need a minute...

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Ugh, it smells like ass in here.

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Let's keep going. Maybe he'll get confused.

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I'm confused.

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Oh, only one exit. That's not promising.

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Uh, is it this way?

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No, it's not. It's this way.

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Wait! There IS no "this way"!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] WAAAAA AAAAH!

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Oh, this is it! He's in a perfect position! Nothing but kill shots!

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All it takes is one in my head and I'm done!

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Why is he hesitating? Maybe he's confused why I'm not dead yet.

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That's understandable.

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What is he doing?

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[explosions] He's dropping those deluxe cherry bombs again.

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I don't know why; they're not very effective.

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They're about what I would expect from higher-end fireworks, y'know?

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] AAAAAAAAHHH!

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THAT WASN'T A COMPLAINT! THE BOMBS ARE FINE!

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LET'S KEEP GOING WITH THE BOMB GAME! YOU SEEM TO LIKE IT!

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I admit I'm surprised how many you seem to have, actually!

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Oh look! See, almost got me there! Ha ha!

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Yeah, just stop shooting me, and I think we'll have a good working relationship here.

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Actually, these are starting to give me a headache,

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but that's so small, it's almost not worth mentioning.

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In fact, I feel like I've really gained a lot of perspective on just...

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...horrible and terrible things happening to me over and over again.

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What are those bombs, though?

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At first, I thought they were depth charges, but they float.

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Wow, and how many of those does he have?

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Do they even fit?

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[Hunter-Chopper charging] IT'S SPINNING UP!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] NO! NO! NO!

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NYUUAAAAH!

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Oof!

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JUST STOP IT! STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!

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Cover!

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EVERYBODY ELSE WHO'S TRIED TO KILL ME IS EITHER DEAD

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OR ONE OF US WOULD'VE MOVED ON BY NOW!

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Oof!

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YOU'RE LIKE SOME CRAZY STALKER EX!

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THIS IS TORMENT!

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GOD DAMMIT! WHY DID THE SPOOK HAVE TO TAKE MY ROCKET LAUNCHER?!

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Okay! Maybe he knew I would've used it before now!

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WEL NOW IS THE TIME! NOW IS THE FUCKING TIME!

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Oh! Oh?!

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Yeah, Jesus CHRIST!

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It's caged up.

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I get two SECONDS of peace here.

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Oh, shit. There's a thought. Yeah, I'd better keep moving.

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What if CIA himself is the one in the helicopter?

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No wonder he'd want to take my weapons!

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Wh-whoa! Whoa-hoo! Hooo..hooo...! Oh--No! Stop! AAAAH!

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Okay, don't...no! NO! Yes! Oh boy!

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WHOO HOO!

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But yeah, that would be ten kinds of messed up if he was the pilot, too.

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That would mean none of this is real; it's all just an excuse to hunt me.

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Oh no-o-o-o!

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Maneuvers!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] BLAAAAAH!

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STOP THE RAIN OF DEATH!

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I CAN'T TAKE IT!

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IT'S TOO MUCH!

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Oh no..

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Okay, somebody had my idea!

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And it works!

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Wow...

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Nnngh!

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[multiple explosions] Oh God! Just get me out of here!

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OOF!

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BLAAAAH!

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So, if he's trying to kill me,

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that would be a high level of deception even for the CIA.

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Actually, wait. If he's been lying to me, why not lie about everything?

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Whuah!

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Shit...

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RAGH!

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DON'T FLIP THE BOAT! RULE NUMBER ONE!

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C'mon...go! Go go go go GO!

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Eh, stop! Red light.

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Okay, now! Go!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] WUAAAAH!

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STOP! THAT WAS SO CLOSE TO MY HEAD!

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BUT YEAH! HE TALKED ABOUT HIS EMPLOYERS!

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HOW DO I KNOW IF EVEN THAT'S TRUE?!

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WHAT IF THERE ARE NO EMPLOYERS?!

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WHAT IF HE'S THE EMPLOYER?!

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BECAUSE IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO HUNT ME FOR BLOOD SPORT! HE WANTS TO PLAY HIS MIND GAMES, TOO!

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THAT'S WHY HE ONLY SHOOTS ME SOME OF THE TIME!

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CHRIST! GET THIS CRAP OUT OF HERE!

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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON A BOAT! HAPPY SAILING!

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Fuck...

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It's a dead end!

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No!

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Not--

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] DYAAAAGH!

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Oh my God! This is breaking me!

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YEAH, HE SAYS HE HAS EMPLOYERS BECAUSE THAT'S THE PERFECT EXCUSE!

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'IT'S NOT ME DOING THIS TO YOU! I'M JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS!'

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IT'S LIKE HE WATCHED THE NUREMBERG TRIALS, THEN TOOK THE EXACT WRONG LESSON FROM THAT!

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[Hunter-Chopper firing] Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

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YOU MISSED, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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YEAH, YOU'RE FOLLOWING ORDERS! ORDERS FROM YOURSELF!

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THEN YOU CAN TURN AROUND AND PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE ON MY SIDE, YOU RATFUCK PSYCHO!

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WUAAAAAH!

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That's it! I'm out! I'm done! I'm fucking done! No more!

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[loud explosion] OOOH!

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Oh God! I felt THAT one!

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OOOH HOO HOO HOO! MAKE IT STOP! JUST MAKE IT ALL STOP!

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[hyperventilating]

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I changed my mind! I don't want to be a pilot!